MaiMeiDa

My sister Tavie introduced me to Shelbzeramma. One time Shelbzeramma approached me in Starbucks (during finals time so I wasn’t my usual alert self) and Itotally didn’t register that it was Shelby, Tavie’s friend. Eventually I realized who she was and felt like and idiot. Sorry Shelby :-(

So this one time, Amanda got a job at the place that decided to “relieve me of my duties.” Nonetheless, at what point are you planning to take “be a good sister off your list.” Afterall, you picked me up twice on Halloween weekend, AND nursed me back to health the next day.

She’s jealous that I’m going to be better at being “mai mei da” than her.

I heard about her through the grapevine, she was Erica’s friend who was my friend in Chinese class. Then we ended up in the same horrible 2nd year Chinese class second semester, and it’s been all downhill since then.

We were sharing a romantic dinner at Pasta Jays. Good times.

Why are you trying to steal my identity? First you move into my house and steal my roommates, then you get a job at my restaurant and cozy up to the boss so that you can steal my job. What’s next? Stealing my clothes? My family? My boyfriends?! Actually, you can just have the boyfriends. They’re a nuisance anyway. But other than that stop stealing my life!

I’m too hot for her. She finds it hard to live with me while wanting to seduce me and have my lesbian hapa children. What is a ridiculously good looking person to do??